Does anyone own a huge dog? I mean, really huge. Almost as big as me, about the size of a couch. Because he came in the house today and slobbered all over me, and now I can't get him to leave. Man, I'll never be able to use these shoes again.

I mean, it's not that he's bad, but if he belongs to someone else... Well, I think he likes me. I ( Read more... )